Sunday, September 16, 2007

Friday, September 14, 2007

Google for your iPod?


At a recent tech summit, hosted by Google, CEO Eric Schmidt looked into the future and told the audience what he'd like to see from advances in technology, reports Michael Bazeley.

"The next killer device is a clearly a personal one,'' Schmidt said. "The one I personally favor is putting all the world's information into the equivalent of an iPod, which will be possible in the next five to 10 years. And if you can't quite do that, your wireless connection will help you get what you need.''

Could we see a Google iPod? I still like the idea of a Google watch. ;-)

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

10 Reasons Why You Should Date a Fat Girl

I'm tired of seeing really ugly thin women with nice looking guys. What about cute fat girls? Wouldn't you rather be with a pretty girl? You can work on the fat, but you can't work with ugly...

1. If you take the fat away from the fat girl, she'll be fucking smoking;you take the skinny from the skinny chick...she'll still look like an ugly ass horse.

2. You might not be able to pick her up, but she can PICK you up.

3. No more blankets.

4. Larger mouth capacity.

5. She'll let you eat beef--she'll probably eat most of it.

6. This is cliche, but "more cushion for the pushin".

7. She's probably an emotional wreck, so if you show her the least bit attention, she'll be at your beck and call.

8. Bear hugs.

9. Let me repeat, larger mouth capacity.

10. Economy size. More is Better. Bigger is better.

Monday, September 10, 2007